The Office – S07 E08 – The Viewing Party

This episode is where the Erin invites everyone from the office to watch Glee at Gabe’s place.

Oh! Look at me, I am Pam. Nothing is every my fault. I am the victim always. My new born baby is reverse cycling, so I will make it a point that I will mention that to the documentary crew separately and show them how hard her life is. Because she is the first ever woman to bear a child and this is the first case of reverse cycling that has even happened to a human being in the entire planet. She goes on and explains what is reverse cycling and how because of that, she is going to be up all night. Oh! boo fucking hoo! you should have stayed home, if you were going through so much difficulty.


So after her bitching and moaning of how hard it is to be a mother, she enters the room where Michael is watching TV. Because she is a manipulative cunt, she never comes to the point and asks for what she wants. Here also, she tried to manipulate Michael by telling him that he should try and go to the other room and even offers him her seat and says it is in much better position. Why don’t you just ask him to leave the room so that Cece can sleep there, I believe Micheal would have done that gladly but no, bitch doesn’t know any other way.

What an absolute cunt.
What the fuck do ya mean by normally, you dumb ass fucking bitch, that is normal for babies. Oh! It must be abnormal for you in your perfect little world. Fucking dumb bitch, now she wants Dwight to take care of her baby but she never considered Jim as an asshole guy who constantly harassed Dwight for no reason.
Really! What kind of life is that? Pam! Huh!
That is your fucking kid, you ruthless motherfucking cunt of a bitch, don’t you have any shame. Look at the way she is looking at that kid, like she is some sort of problem for her.
Suddenly, everything that is coming out of Dwight’s mouth is gold for her. Manipulative cunt ass bitch.

Jim enters the room to find Cece in Dwight’s hand and what does Pam say?

She says “It’s a miracle, she loves him”

Really, just because two of you motherfucking judgemental assholes, belittled Dwight on every occasion and made him look like a monster, suddenly the kid is also suppose to be scared of him. A baby getting comfortable with a guy, who is actually providing warmth and positive vibrations and trying to make the baby sleep, is a miracle for the fat ass bitch Pammy. To that Jim says “I don’t know about love” Oh! you are the fucking expert, you fucking fag.

Perfect example of nosey Pam, she always wants to interfere in other people’s business and the moment someone tries even remotely talk about her life, suddenly world is an unfair place and she is the victim. Look how she is asking Dwight not to do his business because she couldn’t handle her baby or get her to sleep. How the fuck can she, for first you need to have will to do the work, secondly you need to love that kid.

When Dwight says she has married his worst enemy, she quickly accepts it and shows hm with his expression that she did a mistake, also you can watch how Jim like a fucking wuss he is, tries to chime in, with his stupid comment and Dwight stops him and commands him by saying enough and like a fucking obedient dog, he obeys to his master.

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you to the ‘Pam school of whoring and slut medium’
So when Dwight demands to be fed pizza and beer by Jim in return for taking care of their only child and making sure she sleeps, which would lead to end of reverse cycling, which will help Pam. But No! Jim has to act weird and all ungrateful, he hesitates and this is where Pam comes in and we can all see her true colours, how she becomes this manipulative and clever bitch, when she wants something, look at her expressions. she basically jumps in with her years of whoring experience and explains Jim how to do things that we don’t like and we don’t want to, just think of it as not degrading and just six inches away. Imagine how did she come up with such a clever solution to a problem like this.

When Dwight asks Pam to send Jim to see Angela about their business, she doesn’t even reply to that, Jim says that he had enough and he is going to take his daughter and go home, to which Pam stops him and asks Dwight, they must be some way and then she says I will go and see Angela. I am pretty sure, if Pam could do what Jim or Dwight could, then she would have gone and done it with Angela. Shameless bitch and pathetic excuse for a mother.

Can you believe this bitch, she goes up to Angela and she starts the conversation by saying “I know you and Dwight have this weird deal” What a judgement cunt! Who the fuck are you to call it weird. Is it weirder than kissing a dude from your office whilst you were engaged with a guy from the warehouse. Is it weirder than leading a dude from your office and letting him flirt with you all the way along, whilst you were engaged with a guy. You fucking manipulative bitch, you had no right to talk to Angela that way, just inform her whatever the fuck you want and be on your way
One more great example of good ol’Pammy lying through her face. Angela asks her if she has been authorized to inform and postpone their meeting and she lies to her by saying ‘Yes’. She will do anything to get what she wants. Folks! Classic Bitch for ya.
Hey! But we aren’t going to stop there, Aunty Pammy has to be the moral compass to everyone. Look at her fucking face, she is just empathising with Angela and she even tries to advise her that she can do better. I really liked when Angela asks her to fuck off and save it for someone else and rolls up the window to her face. She fucking deserved it. Bitch!

The Office – S02 E11 – The Booze Cruise

In this episode, we will notice that how Pam leads on Jim with her fake cuteness and play him like a fiddle and acts all happy when Roy sets up the date for their wedding. When the captain of the ship, offers to get them married, she even comes up with an excuse that she wants her parents to be there. If you think that was not an excuse, let me refresh your memory a bit, she got married to Jim at Niagara Falls with no one to witness their union, not even her parents. She is just manipulative fucking bitch. You can see how she is just a liar and had second thoughts about getting married to Roy. Why you ask?

Why not? Jim is better looking than Roy, he gets a heavier pay check than Roy, Jim is considerate about her feelings (atleast that’s what she thought). But mostly I think, Jim was a much safer option for her to have a better life.

Oh look! It is Jim and Pam again, making fun of Michael again, I have a question, why the fuck are you both giving the interview together. You are not even a couple.
Oh! What is it? Pam…you find something funny. Oh! Jim is so funny, he makes my panties wet, well fuck you Pam. Go and take some calls and do your fucking work. Your boss is trying to do something exciting for you but you would instead sit with this asshole making fun of him.
This is Pam’s reaction to Jim, when she discovers that Katie is a cheerleader. She is actually making fun of Katie in a way that cheerleaders are dumb girls. Well she is at least not a two faced cunt of a bitch like you. She dates only one guy at a time.
So in this scene, everyone is partying and someone offers Roy to do the snorkel shot, as soon as he does it, Pam comes with his stupid face with a stupid idea and asks Roy to take her to a quiet place so they can hangout. Well bitch, if you wanted to have a quiet peaceful time, you might as well be at home. Anyways, Roy tells her that he will be just a minute, he just wants to see Darryl do the snorkel shot. But that doesn’t sit well with Pammy, she leaves without him.
Well, so she decides to go out in the cold to hang out alone because she knows her fuck boy will follow her. So when Jim approaches her, she is like all sad and shit and bitching about how she can’t understand Roy and shit. Jim gets serious and is about to confess his feelings to her and she realises it. What does she do, she just makes an excuse and leaves him there.
Oh yes, during their conversation, she also brings up Katie and her cheerleading stuff. What kind of a judgemental bitch are you, Pam? She is more than a cheerleader. There is more to her than that, stop judging and making fun of other people. Cunt!
This is when Roy announces to everybody that they are fixing the wedding date on June 10th. Look at Pam, faking her happiness and showing how excited she is. We all know you are a fucking cunt, Pam. She actually didn’t want this to happen but she can’t do anything about it so she is just acting along.
This is where the Captain of the ship offers them a chance to get married then and there. Obviously, Pam wouldn’t want that. So she comes up with a lame excuse.
Yup! She comes up with the lame excuse that she wants her parents to be there but the truth is she just wants some time to plan her shit out. Manipulative cunt.
You all got your dick hard for Jim, right? Well he is fucking asshole. In this episode we can see, how he breaks up with Katie, he doesn’t even look at her, he just doesnt care. Things didn’t go his way, so he is just mean to Katie. Atleast be a fucking man and look her in the eyes, you fucking perverted pussy.

The Office – S2 E09 – Email Surveillance

So obviously as usual, Pam instead of doing her job and mind her own business, was busy eavesdropping Dwight and Angela’s conversation where he asks her to delete all the sensitive emails. After that, she calls Jim and leaks this information to him and they both try to imagine Dwight and Angela together. The mere thought of that makes Pam’s face like this, she blechs and can’t stop saying Ew! Ew!
Oh! What happened honey, is it too hard for you to imagine to two perfectly normal male and female having a relationship. I am sorry they don’t pass your level of standard. Atleast what they are doing is far more better than what you been doing, you stupid motherfucking bitch. Cheating on poor Roy and flirting with your perverted fuck boy colleague who won’t miss a change to grope you. Fuck you.
Oh is it! Dwight and Angela having an affair is like squishing a spider. Really! Like who the fuck do you think you are, you two faced cunt.
Look at her fucking face, she is so energetic to bitch about Dwight and Angela. Fuck you bitchy pam. Why the fuck you need to talk about them in the interview. Get a life.
She doesn’t stop there, she keeps on pursuing to know more about their affair. Cunt can’t sit straight, she’s got a lot of itch to scratch. She approaches Angela and tries to figure if she is bringing someone to the party. And when she takes two bars from the vending machine, she can’t hold her excitement, look at her fucking face, why don’t you shove that finger far up your ass, you cunt of a bitch.
When the documentary crew notifies her about Dwight eating the chocolate bar, she gets super happy. What the fuck is wrong with you bitch, can’t someone offer a bar to their colleague. Why don’t you just do your fucking job? I wonder why the documentary guys were so into helping her, no wonder how many dicks she must have sucked from the crew.
When Jim tells her that Dwight thinks it is a surprise party for Michael. Pam very promptly suggests that he should make Dwight hide somewhere and wait. What an absolute fucking cunt, what the fuck did he ever do to you, you cowardly twisted bitch.
When Ryan asks Jim whether Katie is coming and he says that he has not been in touch with her lately. Pam’s face gets so lit and I am sure her evil witchy cunt must have blossomed like a flower, now that Jim is not porking Katie anymore. Look at her face, look at the satisfactio, bitch your man is at home waiting for you and you are here having dirty thoughts about a perverted man. Shame on you.
So Pam can’t shut her pussy up and even proceeds her stupid investigation and talks to Phyllis whether she has heard of any office romance. When Phyllis hints her that if she is talking about Jim and herself. Look at her face, she couldn’t believe that people is thinking about them like that, what did you think, bitch? You guys will have your perverted games all day long in the office and no one will notice.
Suddenly, she comes up with her stupid moral philosophy about the documentary crew were unfair to judge Dwight and Angela. Was it you or they conducted an investigation, you sick motherfucking perverted disgrace of a woman. Fuck you

P.S – Jim invites Dwight and IT guy but not Michael. Whereas Michael has never mistreated Jim in any way. What a fucking douche.

The Office – S2 E07 – The Client

Well, This article also focuses on Jim and Pam acting like a bunch of assholes.

In this episode, when Michael asks Pam to go through his notes and recite a joke for him, Pam notices a script written by Michael in his drawer. However, because she is a fucking bitch of a person who doesn’t like other people interfering in her personal life but she has no problem whatsoever invading someone else’s privacy. She discovers Michael’s script and straight away goes to her secret fuck boy Jim and hands him over the script.
Jim as usual, acts like an asshole like the whole world revolves around him. Look at the way she is whorishly sitting on his desk, rather than doing her job for what she is getting paid.
Look at the way, she is laughing, she can’t stop it. She should be ashamed of herself, she wanted to be an artist and she is judging someone else’s work. Atleast they are trying, what the fuck did you ever do, Pam? Apart from flirting with your co-worker and cheating on your fiancé.
So after Jim decides to interrupt everyone’s work schedule by calling for a reading session of the script in the conference room. Pam very conveniently lies to her fiancé that she has to work late, when he comes to pick her up. Whereas she just wanted to spend more time with Jim in the conference and take part in making fun of Michael’s script. Jim never had a career plan neither did have much of a responsibility, so he would take everything lightly and waste other people’s time as well.
In the midst of their fun making session of Michael’s script, Jim decides to take a break and makes sandwiches for her. They sneak upto the roof, where Pam brings candles to make it romantic and even mentions to Jim that she can’t remember the last time someone made her dinner, try to lead him on with her sad bullshit story, of how she is a victim. Bitch! You oughta go home to your man, for him to make you dinner. If you whore around in office, how he supposed to make dinner for you.
So towards the end, when Jimmy boy is heading home, Pam just can’t have enough. She asks him if he has new music and stay a bit much longer with him and listen to music with him. When I watched this for the first time, I thought wow this is so romantic but later I realized she is actually leading Jim on and making a fool out of Roy.