The Office – S03 E01 – Gay Witch Hunt

In this episode of season 3, we will see how Pam is such a hypocrite

What happened, Pam? Why do you look so sad and disgusted? Oh! is the gay porn that Dwight is watching in his computer. Why the fuck are you even out of your desk. You sit at reception, let someone else go to Michael and complain about that. No! You have to show the entire office, that you are the goody shoes missy who is offended the most by the porn. It is ok for you to surf celebrity porn and put the entire companies data in jeopardy. The IT guy had to come and remove the virus because you decided to shag on some celeb porn by visiting some shady website. Look at her fucking face, don’t act so surprised, Pam.

So, after all the games the Pam played with Jim and Roy in the previous season. Jim moves to corporate because he couldn’t see Pam married with someone else and after she broke off the marriage, Roy was devastated and almost ruined his life. But our good Ol’Pammy doesn’t give a shit, all she cares about his her next fuck boy. Look at above pictures, when Michael tells everyone that “We are all homo”, she bursts into laughter and turns to Ryan for reciprocation but he just shuts her down like a cheap fucking trash she is. Fuck you! Pam. Didn’t you have enough? How many lives do you want to ruin, you soul sucking, mind games playing witch.

Look at her expressions, she can’t believe that Michael kissed Oscar. She thinks it is disgusting but is actually amazed by Michael’s behaviour, she can’t wait to tell Jim about it, his old fuck boy. Shut your god darn mouth, you cheap slut, there ain’t no cocks for you.

The Office – S07 E11 – Classy Christmas, Part 1 & Part 2

This is one of my favourite episodes from the entire series. First reason being Dwight really shows Jim, the consequences for his actions and make him realize that he is just another wuss and Dwight can dominate him anytime. Second reason is because, Holly and Michael meet again.

It is Christmas time and since Jim has already reached his commission cap, he has nothing to do, so he decides to irritate everyone with his stupid and obvious comments like “Hey, it is snowing” Dwight picks on him for making such an obvious comment and ridicules him a bit and ends the conversation saying that it is not even real snow and it is just dusting. Jim couldn’t handle this insult, because he thinks he is superior than Dwight and wanted to get back to him. So he decides to get back at him and makes the worse decision of his life.

Jim goes out and curls up a snow ball and hits Dwight right in his face, in front of all the other employees. Jim was clearly being unprofessional and Dwight points that out and even says there was a pebble and he could have hurt him. Phyllis and Stanley asks Dwight not to act like a baby and a little girl. Dwight gets angry and he gives Jim an opportunity to apologise, to which Jim says No! Imagine that. What an asshole.

Dwight like a real man, challenges him for a snowball fight and this stupid dumb fuck accepts it.

Oh! really Pammy! Office party is just that, a party! you stupid old dumb bag of stinking diapers. What happened to the dundies party where you left your boyfriend, so that you can whore around Jim and get drunk. You stupid bitch, what about the beach day, where you walked over the coals and decided to have a cathartic experience, you stupid over makeup wearing wrinkled bag of dumb shit.

So when Michale comes to know that Holly is coming, he decides to cancel the party and starts doing stupid stuff like throwing all the stuff in the garbage and suddenly the Pam who never reacted or raised her voice to Michael in early episodes when he did these kind of similar stupidity out of his impulse decisions. She used to enjoy watching him do that with Jim and have a good laugh. Why, you must be wondering because that was at the office party planning committee’s expense and this was different because this was arranged by her, so suddenly she decides to speak up and says to Michael that he is idealizing people again and that won’t be accepted. Like who died and made her Michael’s boss. You listen up good, you whorish cunt, you can control fags like Jim but no Michael. He is a true passionate guy, his dick doesn’t revolve around your big boobs or slutty ways.

Because Pam is a stupid fucking bitch, she doesn’t listen to Michael and decides to keep the fake tree, which apparently Jim was ok with. But this is Michael, you dumb pair of boobs, he is not going to fall for fake things like Jim. He wants organic and original things (unless it is Jan’s boobs). So when Michael asks her to get rid of it, she tries to convince him by saying that it has that little things which make it smell like a real tree. Like Jim’s small dicklet which makes him a man but not really. Dwight makes sure to transform him to a sissy bitch he truly is, in this episode.

So Jim like a fucking tool, goes to the parking lot for the snowball fight, look at the image above, the way he is standing for the worst beat down of his life. This is one of the most satisfying scenes in the entire office series, where Dwight fucking owns him, he keeps on hitting him and he just lays there on the floor and take it like a fucking bitch he is. He keeps on crying on the floor, like a fucking small boy and begs him to stop but Dwight gives him the entire load and impregnates him with the fear that was unknown to him. Look at that stupid faggot, holding his bleeding nose and talking to the camera crew, why don’t you just go and die, you stupid moron. I know you won’t stop, you haven’t learned your lesson yet, but it will come. It will all come to you.

So Pam decides to use her artistic skills and make a comic book for Jim as a christmas gift, which is kind of cute, if her intention was to gift Jim the comic book. But this was also one of the failed attempts of her to get some attention from everyone about her art. She keeps on showing it to everyone to get some good remarks on it but Ryan sets her straight and she doesn’t like that. Because Pammy needs attention like she needs a dick – every day. Fucking cunt!

PART II

So everyone is now talking about Holly and AJ and their relationship. In this discussion, where Kelly, Phyllis and Pam are talking to Holly about the same. Kelly asks her, if you are not in an open relationship then where is your ring? To which Pam quickly jumps in and stops Kelly. Oh! look everyone, Pam is here, morally correct and someone who has manners how to speak to everyone and never put her nose in other people’s business.

Ofcourse, you are not qualified. you manipulative two timing whore.

Like, you know her! Stop acting like you are this wise fuck, who knows everything Pam. Why don’t you go and suck some dicks in the warehouse, like you used to do earlier.

And here comes again my favourite part, Jim faces Dwight’s wrath again. This time, in front of everyone in the office, everyone laughs at Jim and he again takes it like a little bitch he is.

So after getting his ass handed over to him, Jim decides to get back at Dwight and fails terribly, he ends up breaking the window glass when he missed Dwight. He uses a fucking tool to throw the snowball at Dwight with an extreme force. If that snowball could break a freaking glass window, imagine what it would have done to Dwight. But Jim doesn’t think of the consequences of his actions, he just wanted to get back at Dwight for something which he started. Imagine how big of a wuss Jim has to be, that he can’t rely on his own hands to throw the ball, this is an indication in the show, that he was not actually real man and was cuckolded by Roy throughout the show but he begged the entire camera crew not to show it, maybe Pam sucked everyone’s dick as a return favour. Oh! What happened, you think I went too far, then explain why the sound guy out of everyone, came out and defended Pam. Because Pam even led him on when Jim was on Philly for business. This is what Pam does, she is a fuckin whore.

Look at Michael’s face, he can’t even believe that Jim could do something like that. Even in the office, he tries to shift the blame to Dwight and Holly sets him straight and tells him it was his mistake.

Here we go again, Pammy trying to get some appreciation from her fellow colleagues for her failed artwork. After Ryan tells her to fuck off, she shows her comic book artwork to Phyllis and even she replies back with disgusted “yeah”!

Look at this stupid guy, he thinks it is over and Dwight would let him go easily. He opens up that present and gets a nice cold slap of snowball in his face. Man! Dwight is just fucking awesome.

Look at Pam’s face, she really liked the bling bling jewellery, and Jim knows he has to compensate with such gifts for his small dick and impotency. Remember how he used to make homemade gifts but then once Pam knew his reality, she asked him to give what she wants and she will take care of her other needs by herself (we all know what that means, even Jim knows).

So, like a shameless loser, Jim tries to surrender to Dwight and thinks he might be able to control the situation. Dwight, after seeing his miserable situation, gives him a way out. He asks him to smash Pam’s face with a snowball whilst he watch. Dwight was just pure awesome, he really fucking cornered him.

Look at the fear in his eyes. I mean fucking come on, grow a pair, you fucking sissy faggot.

The Office – S07 E10 – China

This episode is where Pam again cheats her way to get benefits and tries to justify her wrongdoings and corrupt ways

Look at this stupid cunt ass bitch! When Stanley comes to Dwight and complains about the toilet paper being half ply. Pam intervenes with her stupid lame ass shitty idea, she actually suggests Stanley to unspool more toilet paper. OMG! this is so genius of you, I bet Stanley is just another dumb fucking guy who couldn’t think of it. Even a monkey could have thought of it without effort. Just shut the fuck up Pam and don’t tell Stanley or anyone how to do their business. Stupid bitch.

So, when Pam comes to know that she can’t defeat Dwight. She obviously goes about doing things her way, that is cheating and manipulating. She goes out and completely wastes her two hours from her work time and comes back to office pretending that she was out looking for offices and she even announces that she indeed found one…a perfect one. She even lies about the office having gym, nail salon and dry cleaners near by, so as to convince other office employees. And she does it with a straight face, I bet that is very easy for her. She even prints out images from internet to make her lie look more genuine. What a cunt ass bitch. She could have actually gone through the manual book and found Dwight’s mistake but that is hard work and she doesn’t like to work. She just wants to cash in money.

This scene gives me some sort of satisfaction because this shows her true colours. When Dwight investigates and comes to know that Pam was lying about the whole office thing and he confronts her. Pam runs to Jim and confesses that there is no office and she was lying about it. And the best part is she tries to justify her wrong doings by saying that she doesn’t want to fail again. In her mind, she failed as an artist, failed in a sales and now the office administration job is too hard for her to do and she didn’t wanted to fail that again so she went back her to cunning nature of lying and cheating. What she never realised is that she failed to be a good human being or a person or a friend. She could have easily went through the book and look for Dwight’s mistakes but nope, nothing that takes a bit of effort is remotely liked by our good ol cunt of a bitch Pammy!

The Office – S07 E09 – WUPHF

This episode is where Ryan gets most of them to invest in his start up WUPHF and we can see how Pam is a corrupt and twisted bitch to bends the rule for her own benefit

I really like the opening of this episode, where the server restarts and they need a password to start working again. Everyone tries to help with the password hint and then Michael says the IT guy has hots for Pam and he set something which was really funny but it offended Pam. Meredith goes for ‘drama queen’, Angela goes with ‘nosy’ which all are actually true about Pam. Kevin goes with big boobs. I won’t be surprised if Pam didn’t flirt with that IT guy to get some shit removed from her computer, as we all know she is a sex deviant and kind of surfs internet for porn (remember that episode where the computer gets virus because she looks up for celebrity porn)

This is where we can see how corrupt and twisted Pam is. Erin being a good and loyal worker, goes and complains to the Pam, since she is the “office administrator”. We all know how she got that job title. It is covered in one of my other episode pages. Erin complains about how Ryan is using office supplies and printer for his own personal business and Pam asks Erin to hush it up, when Erin insists and tells her it is wrong because…she just cuts her off and asks her to let it go. Look at the fucking face, what a corrupted bitch.

So little miss princess tries to justify her wrong doing by saying stupid bitchy stuff which only makes sense in her own world. She calls Ryan a sketchy guy where she herself conned her way to office administrator’s position and let him use the office supplies but HE is the shady guy, she is just miss little princess who never does anything wrong and she even goes on about how he has done the world a favour by marrying Jim and how she has done her part for the nice guys. What the fuck do you mean by that, you cunt ass bitch? The universe doesn’t revolve around you, stupid fuck. She says now she wants a bedroom set. I bet you do and you would even go suck Ryan’s dick for that. Pathetic human being. Fuck you!

So when Jim realizes that his commission is capped and he has nothing to do. He tries to get Pam’s attention and the first thing that she suggests him is whether he pranked Dwight because he loves it. Really! you ungrateful bitch, he just helped you with the whole reverse cycling process and made your life easier and this is what you do to him. You even told him you always considered him as a great friend. She really is fucking cunt of a person. Look at the fucking face.

The Office – S07 E08 – The Viewing Party

This episode is where the Erin invites everyone from the office to watch Glee at Gabe’s place.

Oh! Look at me, I am Pam. Nothing is every my fault. I am the victim always. My new born baby is reverse cycling, so I will make it a point that I will mention that to the documentary crew separately and show them how hard her life is. Because she is the first ever woman to bear a child and this is the first case of reverse cycling that has even happened to a human being in the entire planet. She goes on and explains what is reverse cycling and how because of that, she is going to be up all night. Oh! boo fucking hoo! you should have stayed home, if you were going through so much difficulty.

So after her bitching and moaning of how hard it is to be a mother, she enters the room where Michael is watching TV. Because she is a manipulative cunt, she never comes to the point and asks for what she wants. Here also, she tried to manipulate Michael by telling him that he should try and go to the other room and even offers him her seat and says it is in much better position. Why don’t you just ask him to leave the room so that Cece can sleep there, I believe Micheal would have done that gladly but no, bitch doesn’t know any other way.

What the fuck do ya mean by normally, you dumb ass fucking bitch, that is normal for babies. Oh! It must be abnormal for you in your perfect little world. Fucking dumb bitch, now she wants Dwight to take care of her baby but she never considered Jim as an asshole guy who constantly harassed Dwight for no reason.

Really! What kind of life is that? Pam! Huh!
That is your fucking kid, you ruthless motherfucking cunt of a bitch, don’t you have any shame. Look at the way she is looking at that kid, like she is some sort of problem for her.

Suddenly, everything that is coming out of Dwight’s mouth is gold for her. Manipulative cunt ass bitch.

Jim enters the room to find Cece in Dwight’s hand and what does Pam say?
She says “It’s a miracle, she loves him”
Really, just because two of you motherfucking judgemental assholes, belittled Dwight on every occasion and made him look like a monster, suddenly the kid is also suppose to be scared of him. A baby getting comfortable with a guy, who is actually providing warmth and positive vibrations and trying to make the baby sleep, is a miracle for the fat ass bitch Pammy. To that Jim says “I don’t know about love” Oh! you are the fucking expert, you fucking fag.

Perfect example of nosey Pam, she always wants to interfere in other people’s business and the moment someone tries even remotely talk about her life, suddenly world is an unfair place and she is the victim. Look how she is asking Dwight not to do his business because she couldn’t handle her baby or get her to sleep. How the fuck can she, for first you need to have will to do the work, secondly you need to love that kid.

When Dwight says she has married his worst enemy, she quickly accepts it and shows hm with his expression that she did a mistake, also you can watch how Jim like a fucking wuss he is, tries to chime in, with his stupid comment and Dwight stops him and commands him by saying enough and like a fucking obedient dog, he obeys to his master.

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you to the ‘Pam school of whoring and slut medium’
So when Dwight demands to be fed pizza and beer by Jim in return for taking care of their only child and making sure she sleeps, which would lead to end of reverse cycling, which will help Pam. But No! Jim has to act weird and all ungrateful, he hesitates and this is where Pam comes in and we can all see her true colours, how she becomes this manipulative and clever bitch, when she wants something, look at her expressions. she basically jumps in with her years of whoring experience and explains Jim how to do things that we don’t like and we don’t want to, just think of it as not degrading and just six inches away. Imagine how did she come up with such a clever solution to a problem like this.

When Dwight asks Pam to send Jim to see Angela about their business, she doesn’t even reply to that, Jim says that he had enough and he is going to take his daughter and go home, to which Pam stops him and asks Dwight, they must be some way and then she says I will go and see Angela. I am pretty sure, if Pam could do what Jim or Dwight could, then she would have gone and done it with Angela. Shameless bitch and pathetic excuse for a mother.

Can you believe this bitch, she goes up to Angela and she starts the conversation by saying “I know you and Dwight have this weird deal” What a judgement cunt! Who the fuck are you to call it weird. Is it weirder than kissing a dude from your office whilst you were engaged with a guy from the warehouse. Is it weirder than leading a dude from your office and letting him flirt with you all the way along, whilst you were engaged with a guy. You fucking manipulative bitch, you had no right to talk to Angela that way, just inform her whatever the fuck you want and be on your way

One more great example of good ol’Pammy lying through her face. Angela asks her if she has been authorized to inform and postpone their meeting and she lies to her by saying ‘Yes’. She will do anything to get what she wants. Folks! Classic Bitch for ya.

Hey! But we aren’t going to stop there, Aunty Pammy has to be the moral compass to everyone. Look at her fucking face, she is just empathising with Angela and she even tries to advise her that she can do better. I really liked when Angela asks her to fuck off and save it for someone else and rolls up the window to her face. She fucking deserved it. Bitch!

The Office – S02 E16 – The Valentine’s Day

Today we are going to see, how Pam is a jealous fuck, who can’t be happy for others. Everything needs to happen to her then only she can behave like a good person. What a bitch!

So, in this episode, Pam being the gatekeeper has to sign off any inbound couriers, but she has a problem doing her job. Look at her face, signing off the bouquet that came for Phyllis. At first, Pam gets excited thinking that it is for her then she reads the card and gets upset.

So Bob being a romantic guy keeps on sending gifts to Phyllis which doesn’t sit well with Pam because she is not getting any attention. She gets frustrated and brings the gift to Phyllis with her negative energy lingering around it. What is the matter, honey? Is it too much for your fat ass to get up and carry the gifts for each individuals for just one day. Or you wondering how the fuck am I not getting any attention. I am wearing a cute pink sweater today, I also did my hair, Jim is also not flirting with her anymore.

You just set your wedding date, you shameless slut. Just stop trying with Jim, stop leading him on with your stupid games. Bitch!

So when Phyllis gets this enormous gorilla from Bob, it again doesn’t sit well with Pam. She can’t believe it. It her own stupid world, she thinks, she deserves more than Phyliss because she is cute and not fat like Phyllis. Well, fuck you cunt.

What we see here is, Pam literally throwing the chocolate box at Phyllis’s desk. She throws her gifts and just walks off from there. Look at her fucking face. Bitch, do you fucking job and do it properly. If you want gifts, why don’t go down to warehouse and suck couple of dicks, you fucking maniac. This is the true Pam, she won’t hesitate pressing the red button over a bomb that would blow up the entire world, if she is unhappy. She is a selfish cunt.

Again, when Oscar receives a gift, she looks at the card and gets disgusted. When Angela asks her if she has got any gifts. Pam says ‘Join the club’. Bitch, shut the fuck up! she asked you a question..answer it properly.

The Office – S02 E15 – Boys and Girls

This is the episode where Roy approaches Jim about the crush, he had on Pam when she joined. Roy being a decent guy talks to him and tries to sort it out. He asks him, whether everything is cool and how he trusts him and knows that he is a good guy, who would not try to approach a girl who is engaged. This was the chance for Jim to come clean and tell Roy that he had feelings for Pam and it is upto her to decide. But instead what he does is pussy out in front of Roy because he is a pussy. He lies to him that everything is cool, he has nothing to worry. Fucking cunt!

I really like this shot where Michael puts Pam in her place, when she tries to be part of Jan and his conversation. When Mike asks her “Can I help you?”, she is dumb founded with her own stupidity and realizes that she needs to stop interfering in everyone’s private business

Look at that fucking cunt’s face. She is having so much fun when Jan is humiliating Mike and asking him to shut up . She just atleast pretend to write something on her little notepad. No Sir! she has to enjoy and take pleasure out of other’s misery.

Nothing here about Pam or Jim. This is just a post about Jan dropping some real motivational shit. If you are lazy and making excuses to achieve your goals and pursue your dreams then listen to Jan.

The Office – S02 E12 – The Injury

This episode, we can see how Jim is a twisted fuck and how Pam is a fucking cunt

So the above pic where Jim is smiling is from the episode where Michael burns his foot on the foreman grill and asks the office guys to help him out and Dwight rushes down to help Michael and crashes into the pole near the gate. He manages to come out of the car and pukes all over the back of his car. Any sane and normal person would be worried after noticing such a situation or accident but not our lovely Jim, he takes immense pleasure watching Dwight losing his control and puking all over the car. Instead of rushing down to help him, he is having a shameless smile.

After Dwight suffers from a concussion, he starts acting differently. He behaves and treats Pam nicely. So the documentary crew asks her whether she is now friends with Dwight. On that, she gets jumpy and defensive by saying No No! God No! Dwight is not my friend. Like Dwight is some anti-christ and not worth becoming a friend. Who the fuck do you think you are, Pam? You think, you deserve better. No one likes you much and only reason Jim is nice to you because he is a pervert and has other intentions. Maybe Dwight would have respected you if you didn’t help Jim with his prank against him and did you work with whole heart.

The Office – S02 E11 – The Booze Cruise

In this episode, we will notice that how Pam leads on Jim with her fake cuteness and play him like a fiddle and acts all happy when Roy sets up the date for their wedding. When the captain of the ship, offers to get them married, she even comes up with an excuse that she wants her parents to be there. If you think that was not an excuse, let me refresh your memory a bit, she got married to Jim at Niagara Falls with no one to witness their union, not even her parents. She is just manipulative fucking bitch. You can see how she is just a liar and had second thoughts about getting married to Roy. Why you ask?

Why not? Jim is better looking than Roy, he gets a heavier pay check than Roy, Jim is considerate about her feelings (atleast that’s what she thought). But mostly I think, Jim was a much safer option for her to have a better life.